WILL WORK FOR TIN CANS, OLD BOOTS

Mill Valley, Calif.'s new squad of firefighters will eat anything. But such behavior is not uncommon when a town hires 500 goats to destroy dried forest brush to prevent an outbreak of wildfires. The story refers to the new hires as "four-legged firefighters," which would, as you're undoubtedly aware, make a good name for a rock band.