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HEARFELT CONDOLENCES
...to the family of Jack Ass, the former Robert Craft, who changed his legal name in 1997 and founded the Hearts Across America campaign, which this blog would link to if it weren't so lazy. Ass shot himself in the head and died instantly from the gunshot, reported a newspaper called "The Missoulian." This blog had never heard of Ass until his tragic demise, but it offers its hearfelt condolences to the Ass family. Ass is survived by his two sons, Dumb Ass and Smart Ass.
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