HAVE IT YOUR WAY

...at Burger King? A food scientest at the University of Maine has developed blueberry burgers which he hopes to patent and sell to supermakets, fast food restaurants and--the horror!--school cafeterias. This blog thinks that, while living in Maine does excuse some of this man's odious behavior, fast food and cafeteria fare are bad ENOUGH without some moose-kissing wacko adding fruit to the all-beef patties, thank you very much. Yes, this blog knows that "Moose Kissing Wacko" would make a good name for a rock band. You needn't have mentioned it.