CRITICS PAN NEW J. LO FLICK GIGLI

Movie reviews in such venerable rags as The New York Times and Newsweek have never bore a closer resemblance to satire newspaper The Onion's poison pen synopses of cinematic stupidity. Nearly every movie critic worth his salt--and popcorn--devoted countless newsprint inches to the flogging of the new Ben Affleck/Jennifer Lopez film "Gigli," which is supposedly pronounced "Geely," but who cares? is this blog's position on the subject.

Never has a movie earned such abysmal reviews...this naturally evokes in the modern moviegoer a morbid curiosity that will ultimately lead thousands to watch this movie just to see for themselves how bad it really is. If this blog must endure the viewing of this tripe, it will undoubtedly treat you loyal readers with a minute-by-excruciating-minute critique. The Voice of Reason. Wasting $10 so you don't have to.