A U.S. SENATOR SHOULD REALLY TRY THIS

In a benign effort to make a coherent point, an Indian politician produced a roasted monkey arm in the state parliament, "during a debate on law and order." This blog would actually watch C-SPAN if there was even a remote chance that say, Sen. Ted Kennedy (D--Mass.) would address his fellow legislators while clutching a severed monkey arm. Also, Kentucky Fried Chicken should introduce the roasted monkey arm to its breakfast menu, and both "The Roasted Monkey Arms" and "Breakfast Menu" should be names of successful rock bands.