THANK GOD FOR BASIC CABLE

Namely, because the Bravo channel isn't included in this blog's subscriber fees. The self-adulatory network (how arrogant must you be to call yourself Bravo?) has developed a reality program it calls "a gay Big Brother." As if the original show weren't gay enough! No, in this installment of the aptly-named Boy Meets Boy, all the houseguests are homosexual. Now, this blog is no bigot, and although two consenting adults can do whatever they want behind closed doors, whoever came up with the idea to put cameras behind those closed doors should be shot, buried, then dug up (exhumed, for you Canadians) and shot again. Disturbing show, eh?