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IT'S LEGAL IN NEVADA
A new study computed that the average human being could sell his or her body for the princely sum of $45 million. "Even an overweight, out-of-shape body could bring millions when broken down to its valuable fluids, tissues and germ-fighting antibodies," states the Reuters article, gleaned from a Wired magazine in-depth survey. In the interest of science, this blog will sell one of its kidneys to the highest bidder. The opening bid will be set at $7, 500. Email this blog to submit a bid.
Note to the U.S. Government: He's only kidding! Ha ha! Don't arrest this blog!
Secret Note to Readers: No he's not. Shhh. Place your bid today!
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