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GREEKS DECLARE 'MERCILESSS' CHEESE WAR
After exporting a reported 2,880 kilograms (3,555.99 centipedes) of listeria-tainted Feta cheese to Norway, Greece's agriculture commission has declared war on bad cheese and appointed a select few to head the elite "Feta police," which wouldn't make a bad name for a rock band, either. "We will be merciless," said Agriculture Minister Giorgios Dris, speaking from a podium carved from rotting Gouda.
Recap: Wouldn't "The Rotting Gouda" make a good name for a rock band?
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