"God only knows what is to happen. I see nothing impossible in that supposition. And I see things wonderfully contrived sometimes to make us happy. Where could they find such objects as in America for the exercise of their enchanting art? Especially the lady, who paints landscapes so inimirably. She wants only subjects worthy of immortality to render her pencil immortal. " --Thomas Jefferson, A Dialogue Between The Head and The Heart
FrankenFish isn't bad, but as Dave Barry's blog deftly points out, many people would listen to a band called Caustic Foam. This blog thinks their first single should be inspired by this.