GEE, YOUR CUD SMELLS TERRIFIC

Confirming this blog's fervently-held belief that there is nothing to do in the Midwest, University of Nebraska researchers have developed breath mints for cows. In case you're envisioning bovine Altoids (which would make a good name for a rock band,) this blog should clarify that the "mints" have been developed as an additive to cattle feed. Can you imagine the marketing possibilities? "For that special bull in your life, chew Certs-brand cud. Available at fine feed stores everywhere."