DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WORLD WAR II?

Anyone who does will recall that the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor in a craven ambush that cost thousands of American lives. Fifty years later, we're watching their cartoons? Anime is by far the most obnoxious fad of the last decade, due, in part, to the fact that this blog can't understand what fans are saying to each other. In series with perverted names like "Dragon Ball Z," characters with names like "Gooaluga" prance around, their bulging, freakish muscles flexing involuntarily, their extremely stiff hair violating no fewer than seven fundamental laws of gravity, as they search for something to kill with the laser beams emanating from their almond eyes. Then fans of such shows, who range in age from four to 90, wear stupid T-shirts with Japanese lettering, although for all they know, the shirts could say "I am a stupid American capitalist pig who will buy anything! Ha ha, we got Pearl Harbor! Cretins!"

This blog would like to know what happened to American superheroes, like Spider-Man and Norm MacDonald.