BOYCOTT THE MUSIC INDUSTRY

...not because the Recording Industry Association of America is suing individual file-sharers, but because every single one of the five biggest hits on the Billboard 100 chart really, really sucks. At No. 1 is ex-Destiny's Child Beyonce Knowles (who goes by just "Beyonce,") with the summer anthem that some find extremely annoying, yet others really hate it, "Crazy in Love." Apparently, the music world has shunned proper spelling of English words, as evidenced by the No. 3 song, Ashanti's "Rock Wit U," and the fourth-highest single, "Right Thurr," by someone or something named "Chingy." It must have something to do with artistic expression. What, you say these are rap and R&B acts? There goes the "artistic" conjecture.