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    Saturday, June 21, 2003


    WHY NOT SNIFF BUTANE GAS?

    Because you may become so hungry that you'll have to eat your own toes. The 35-year-old hallucinator who did this was a man (this should surprise no one) and was Austrian (which should also surprise no one). According to the article, "the man's sister called the police when she walked into the kitchen and saw him making the toe sandwich."

    Recap: Wouldn't "Toe Sandwich" make an excellent name for a rock band?

    posted at 10:42 PM

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