SONG LYRIC OF THE DAY

Top honors go to British rockers Coldplay, who write "I'm gonna buy a gun and start a war," in the title track from their debut album, A Rush of Blood to the Head.

Also receiving votes were alt-rock faves Weezer, who shriek " See, smells so good on a burnt piece of lamb," in the song "Dope Nose." Which is worse, Coldplay's insincere, capricious aggression or Weezer's nonsensical gastronomical allusion? Lyrically, both have the emotional depth of boiled cabbage, which would make a good half of a couplet in a Weezer song.