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THE DEMOCRATS NEED MATT TATE
Because Tate, 18, knows how to win an election. The teen politico exercised his right to vote for school board members only a day after his coming of age, and after noticing that no one was on the ballot for school district clerk and writing in basketballer Allen Iverson (who is a spouse-abusing ass, but that is beside the point), Tate made a sign with the visionary slogan: "Matt Tate: Because You Have No Choice." He was subsequently elected with 31 votes.
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