CHICKEN UPDATE

This blog reported yesterday that chickens were well on their way to becoming the trendy pet for the jet-set in suburban America. Today, this blog has discovered that multitudes of San Fransiscans are vying to adopt a chicken from an animal shelter after area firefighters rescued the bird from becoming KFC Crispy, as it was attached to 10 helium balloons as a prank and subsequently became entangled in a power line earlier this week. There is something seriously off-kilter in a country where people will compete to adopt poultry while foster care and group homes swell from an influx of unwanted children.