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APPLICATIONS ACCEPTED
White House press secretary Ari Fleisher recently announced that he will be stepping down from his post. President Bush has not yet named a replacement, prompting pundits to speculate on who will be named the new press secretary.
This blog believes it would make an ideal candidate for such a position, inasmuch as this blog is a master of spin and likes nothing more than misleading the public. Go to www.whitehouse.gov, a link that would work if this blog were more technically inclined, and send an e-mail to the president telling him in no uncertain terms that this blog should be appointed White House press secretary.
Recap: Doesn't "Master of Spin," sound like the name of a sleazy night club DJ? This blog has no comment at this time.
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